What Are They On Crack

No cartoon on the
back of a cereal box
has any eyelids.

Observations v. Observances

after forty, your
bladder clues you in to why
they're called "the wee hours"

Generous to Asphalt

If we are, indeed, created from God's image, then God is forever discovering new aspects of the human condition and endlessly fascinated thereby.

Quotes Out of Context

Four years ago, Mom
told me, "You've been watching too
many commercials."

In Memoriam

The Lions: Johnny
Carson, Ted Kennedy,
David Foster Wallace

Chicken-Fried Tortillini with Banana Candy Clam Sauce

2 oz. banana liqueur
2 oz. butterscotch schnapps
1 can white clam sauce

Combine in a saucepan and heat through, taking care not to bruise the schnapps.

Halve and seed a cantaloupe.

Cook pasta according to package directions; drain. Spoon into centers of melon and cover with sauce.

Serves two.

Not for nothing, but

one of the great loves
of my life: Paul Newman (the
cat, not the actor)